can we just appreciate how harry potter truly gives no fucks?
he will choke you in broad daylight on a public street for stealing something from his dead godfather.
he will beat you bloody, again in broad daylight in front of his entire team and an entire stadium of people for mocking his best friend.
he will use an unforgivable torture curse on you for spitting on one of the few adults he actually respects.
he will laugh at and mock and wave at the death eater, who just killed his godfather and is trying to kill him, for how much trouble she’ll be in with the darkest wizard ever for failing to get the prophecy like he instructed.
he will call some random boy’s mother stupid for believing bullshit stated in the prophet.
he will mock the spoiled boy for his father being in jail when it was him that put the boy’s father in jail.
he will also mock the spoiled boy’s mother for her shitty husband being in jail even though he’s the reason her husband is in jail and will also dare her to take a shot at him there and then in a public store.
he will mock his dead father’s friend to his face for trying to be a daredevil like his godfather and leaving his pregnant wife behind.
he will make fun of the same girl for crying because:
1) she thought his best friend of four years was his girlfriend
2) she lost the quidditch match to him
3) her best friend who sold out his illegal resistance group and his best friend put a permanent acne jinx on her best friend
he will send his bitter teacher across the room with a protection spell and treat said teacher like he’s his subordinate.
he will throw a badge at his best friend’s forehead for not believing him and mock him for being jealous of his fame.
he will lie saying his godfather is a convicted murderer to get his abusers to abide his requests.
he will threaten to reveal his identity as a wizard to their guests if they fail to meet his commands.
he will carry out masterful psychological warfare using the memory of his death mother on a member of authority to get what he wants out of him.
harry’s jar of fucks is empty and collecting dust on the shelf. the fucks he gives are buried six feet under with his family. it’s so funny to me when people who haven’t seen the books call movie harry rude or bitchy or annoying because it’s like mate, YOU HAVE NO IDEA. these weaklings would NOT be able to handle book harry.
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