parce-qu'il ya art.

Omfg who made this where is this from???

I’m an American and I can confirm this is indeed how we make food

I prefer 1911s for soups and broths. Give it a more vibrant flavor.

Ahhh, glockamole. My favorite.

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

...my cat looks disgusted and goes away.

Same. (via matsuda98)

the tilting of the manhole cover back into place is what makes this video

when people try to get me to socialize

Favorite video of all time, always reblog

this is easily the best one. the slight facial expression change once he finishes talking. the horribly unnatural fall into the water. the nailed swimming animations. the ragdoll. this man is a national treasure

chaotic good

babies running with phones is the best thing ive witnessed in my lifetime

People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

Words can't describe how much I love this

am i really that ugly

Can’t risk it

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

i mean–

i want to make these just so i can set them around my house, invite people over, and grab a fuckin plant off the mantelpiece apropos of nothing and dig in, reveling in my friends’ looks of abject horror