Hello MonoKubs! How are you doing tod-…. Oh… you look a little…. Different… you’re not the Monokubs…
YEAH ok so basically this is just some silly au Imm never taking seriously. Nyanyways—
I’ll just explain what they’re like here.
Monodam is vulgar, rude, and bad mouthed. He constantly gets into fights with Monophanie and bullies Monokid. He doesn’t care for any other people except himself. And considering Monodam in CANON wants everyone to get along and does anything he can to get that goal, even if he has to be violent. THIS Monodam wants everyone to hate eachother and does anything he can to achieve that goal, even if he has to be “nice” to do so. (Like he’ll pretend to be on someone’s side, only to betray them at the very end.) He literally beats the circuits out of Monokid verbally and physically daily and probably tries to do that to Monophanie too, except ‘phanie actually fights back and does a number on him as well.
MonoKid, unlike his canon self, is wimpy, shy, and soft. He doesn’t curse, doesn’t like violence, never fights back, never causes conflict, and vomits whenever anything remotely gorey is mentioned (and probably holds it back and SWALLOWS it just so he doesn’t make a mess). And also is just really pathetic if I’m being real. He doesn’t do anything about ‘Dam or ‘Phanie bullying him, and If i’m being honest he probably thinks he deserves it. If you told him to shut up he WILL DO IT. Since Canon Monokid can sometimes be nice, Swap Monokid can sometimes be sadistic. Don’t get me wrong, he’s still as shy and kind as one can be. But sometimes he’ll drop that act and be a bit weird (not that way) to someone head on. (Like for example he’ll randomly go from shy to creepy in a couple seconds then go right back to shy.) He’s still Monokid though, so he probably likes rock too. Just not the hardcore type his canon-self likes. Maybe more of a soft rock.
Monophanie, unlike canon, HATES her brothers and wishes they all were dead most of the time. She also LOVES violence, guts, blood, any type of gore to be fair. It’s honestly the only thing she looks forward to regarding killing games. She often has a bone to pick with Monodam and constantly gets into fights with him (it’s always a tie if you’re wondering, they beat EACHOTHERS asses.) She rarely vomits, but when she does, it’s always if she’s exposed to too much sweetness and kindness. Like if she’s forced into a room filled with cute animals and kiddly winks and flowers and daises and unicorns and rainbows and sunshi-
Monosuke is dumber than a box of rocks. That’s it. Not only does he NOT see any value in money whatsoever, but he’s just stupid overall. He’s one of the nicest Kubs, though. Don’t worry. The only downside is that he’s frustratingly slow and won’t get what you’re asking him even after you’ve explained it thoroughly for the 10th time and probably STILL fuck it up. He’s a good listener though, he’s Monokid’s drinking buddy.
Monotaro…. Yeah, he’s just fucking insane. Since canon Monotaro constantly forgets things and has very severe memory loss to the point he can’t even remember his own name, Swap!Taro has hyperthymesia, or he remembers EVERYTHING even after the day he was just born. Including traumatizing events and information he shouldn’t know. He knows and remembers too much and as a result is slowly going insane from it. Thus, he is NOT competent to be the leader because of his mental health, but if I’m being honest, he’s probably the best choice out of all of them. He’s not very competent, but he’s the MOST competent out of all the Swap MonoKubs. I’m sure if he recovered enough mentally he could be a decent leader. But hey, the upside to this is that he can comprehend and memorize important information after just one look perfectly and has amazing memory! Right?
Extra: Instead of Jabroni, they call eachother Palooka. Not necessary but I felt like adding it🤷🏽♀️ also, considering the canon kubs are shown to be immature and childish, the SWAP vers of them could be more mature, probably still a bit childish, but more like late teens/adults than children. And I might change their names…. Hm…. ALSOOO their physical strength and appearances (aside form colors and small details) stays the same, the only thing that actually changes ks their personality, they’re still as strong as canon loll
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