michael

Delivered in discreet packaging my ass.

hey whats with that sign

the best thing a man can be is gay and suicidal and miserable and utterly unlikable and unpleasant to be around and prone to addiction and abused and traumatized and not breaking the cycle and

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

sometimes i think about how karma and nagisa literally snuck onto a spaceship, went to the space station, and threatened a bunch of astronauts at knifepoint to help them with their experiment and then literally just went back to school like nothing happened afterwards. logistically that's impossible but it's also funny as hell. also karma definitely puts "astronaut" on his resume with no context just for laughs and to see what people will say