Exceedingly Queer

Shane would love being a too strict royal guard. Ilya would love being a royal prince trying to get him to loose focus.

my favorite thing about louis is he's a business major in a world of theater kids. everyone's playing psychological games with each other through theater and rock music and the fractured art of storytelling and he's like "but what are the margins on my vampire hotel"

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

the one band member thinking to himself that he's so glad lestat killed one of the tech guys and lestat going "dude I just fired him like a normal person" was an underrated moment tbh

one question I have is: what’s grigori’s relationship to hockey before ilya? like ok ilya and svetlana were childhood friends but did ilya’s dad really move in svetlana’s dad’s circles before ilya established himself as a young player to watch? I’m just curious like… was ilya branded young as a potential homegrown superstar and then got folded into the world of russian hockey/sports royalty? like is that what elevated his family’s status? or did grigori have connections in that world beforehand through his own profession and ilya was always going to be groomed to be a superstar?

a neutral reminder that while being a hater can be a fun indulgence you can never find long term happiness by spending your time constantly hating on things and you can’t make long term friends if the only thing you have in common is something you both dislike; you need to love and be passionate about things. being petty gets old. you need to be a lover too

ilya rozanov’s emotional arc is a little too similar to shrek’s.

sometimes i remember the desperate "is charles catching him or not" and i need to sit down and hold my head in my hands. what do you mean he had hope. what do you mean he needed some help and there was no one to help him. what do you mean he had to drive that last lap knowing all this effort was wasted. what do you mean he had to go on radio and console his entire team who were literally crying on the pit wall, tell them he's proud of them. what do you mean he went up on the top step and took it all in because he knew development might be going south and this might be the last time for a long time.

leo leclerc’s silence about pride month is deafening btw .. god rest the soul of canonical ally roscoe hamilton. they don’t make them like that anymore

Shane would not top Ilya's pussy, he'd be like okay we're getting a strap, but he would love it. He'd get so good at eating Ilya's pussy that Ilya would have a religious experience. Ilya would be on his 5th orgasm of the night having to physically pry Shane off his pussy, like leave him (the pussy) alone Hollander or I'm going to rejoin the orthadox church. Also it almost goes without saying that Shane would suck the strap.

On Saw reddit there is a "why did my pookie Adam, who did nothing wrong ever, die? Fuck you John, go play in the used needle pit!" every three business days and i think that's beautiful