We miss you, hiss! - The Lovecats

i need prongsfoot fanfic where they're both convinced their feelings are unrequited. because sirius is in love with remus (in james'd mind) and james has feelings for regulus (in sirius's mind), meanwhile remus and regulus ... are into each other???

marlene manspreads like she's got remus' dick

finally the flesh reflects the madness within

CHRONICALLY OFFLINE

I AM IM SORRY😞😞😞😞

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A LIFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WDYM I SO HAVE A LIFE I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY

I do NOT believe you did your ass pass out after 5 minutes

no i literally didn’t i was there for a whole HOUR getting jacked actually😛

okay fair actually i havent gone to the gym in a sad amount of time

bro lock in

CHRONICALLY OFFLINE

I AM IM SORRY😞😞😞😞

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A LIFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WDYM I SO HAVE A LIFE I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY

I do NOT believe you did your ass pass out after 5 minutes

no i literally didn’t i was there for a whole HOUR getting jacked actually😛

CHRONICALLY OFFLINE

I AM IM SORRY😞😞😞😞

YOU DONT EVEN HAVE A LIFE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

WDYM I SO HAVE A LIFE I WENT TO THE GYM TODAY

CHRONICALLY OFFLINE

I AM IM SORRY😞😞😞😞

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s