Pluto

if he was bitten by a small burger he would be slider-man. just something to consider going forward

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

writing is so funny because i could write nonstop for 9hrs and then hit a block where im like "how do i transition between this moment and the next?" and then i just dont touch it for 6 months

“I asked chatgpt” okay well I asked Phil Lester and he told me table cloths were invented to prevent boners

weed strain called they hit the pentagon

you just gotta call it “the pentagon” so you can hit it yourself

let’s be business partners

I think I should be able to gorily tear open my own flesh and withdraw a blade formed of my own bones. Thats the type of shit I should be doing not applying for jobs on indeed.com

Dude, I was in stats today and I saw that a question had a school's mascot as a nighthawk and I completely forgot that a nighthawk isn't just a NPMD thing...

This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

We pay in other ways

if we could temporarily kill each other violently it would solve a lot of problems imo. and be the new sex