If u unfollow me then when u die u go to hell and they flatten ur penis over and over there and if u don’t have a penis they give u one anyways so they can flatten it

When he pisses in ur mouth but he’s hydrated so he basically tricked u into drinking water breaking ur monster and chocolate milk only diet

Fortnite gooner son or cod gooner daughter

When spankings only get him more defiant so I just have to start cutting him instead

Let me treat u like shit PLEASEE

Don’t call urself a true woman if u don’t hit men

I want a bf that I can tie up and just beat the absolute living shit out of whenever I’m pissed and then once I’m done I’ll go ahead and cradle him to my chest like “awwe baby I’m so sorryy come here what did I do to my poor boy!” to soothe and comfort him so we can do it all over again next time 💞