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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

gayvampyr

??? WHERE

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#WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT #Wait a minute‚ wait a minute‚ hold on now #WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!??#Pinned Post

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alteredpanel

are you only being nice because you want something? i am only being nice because i want something

#Furry #Furry Art

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#Pokémon #Furry #Furry Art

XVI. The Tower

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First ever recorded snowball fight (1897)

Happy Holidays And Merry Christmas To All!

solarmama-plantsareneat

Colorized!

Guy On Bicycle gets so smeared he leaves his hat behind to escape!

All Victorian ADULTS. Awesome.

atlinmerrick

I love this so much. Someone slowed it down so it's not the old-fashioned herky-jerky of old films, now someone colorized it…the past feels like the present because, well, people. Lookit them having fun! *beams at everyone*

#This is very sweet actually.

tinktoks

yeahokayillreblogthat

yeah okay ill reblog that

#ABJSGDF

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chibisquirt

58 seconds to demonstrate EXACTLY why professionalism requires manners.

digitaldiscipline

For those of you who do not speak Corporate, this is just:

“Fuck you.” “Fuck you, too.”

azcrowleyfell

Nah, there’s definitely some “are you fucking shitting me?” and “have you tried, perchance, using your eyeballs?” in there too.

#ABJSGDF

fandaniel

this is the best video ive seen in my goddamn life

daily-spooky

#ABJSGDF

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This deserves an Oscar

honeylemony

They say there aren’t any iconic tik toks but I know I’m going to be thinking of this one for weeks

eat-the-door-to-the-v0id-deacti

[video transcript:

i’m here with a message about an issue thats that’s very close to my heart. an issue that affects me, and millions like me everyday. my message is simple:

don’t touch my shit

we live in a world where millions of people go everyday without touching my shit. why can’t you be one of them?

you alone have the power to stop touching my shit, because you are the one touching my shit. in fact, research indicates that by the simple act of you touching your shit, and only your shit, we can eradicate the issue of you touching my shit almost immediately

with only a dime a day. i made a little stack of dimes and put it on my dresser. it fell over so i know you’re touching my shit

don’t touch my shit]

smolanxiouscatvoids

Reblogging the accessible one

Also thank you for providing a transcript

stargazing-at-the-moon-deactiva

I’m seriously tempted to show this to anyone who touches my shit

#ABJSGDF #Laugh Rule

agentjazzy

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

#ABJSGDF #Laugh Rule

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🥘 stillstainless following

full dishwasher kind of annoying actually. release me

🔲 tupperware follow

can we all agree that handwash onlys are attention seeking? you're using the same dish soap as the rest of us but you need a sponge bath because you're too good for a shower

🍳 cast-iron following

op some people will die if they're washed with soap at all. unlike certain plastic divas dishes that claim to be "top row only" like that makes a fucking difference.

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can you actually fuck off

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fav thing to hold

fruit

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candy

soup

something else/not a bowl

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i love being on the top row like you are NOTTT using me for coffee LMAOO

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dusty ass

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all tucked in. in my drawer. with my polycule <3

#and these takeout chopsticks too i guess #ok

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Excited for summer break 😃 Can't wait to see what kinds of mold i'll collect this year

#ForgottenAgain #BackpackGang #LockerGang

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anonymous asked: Why are you whining about how other dishes like to be washed when you're literally covered in spaghetti stains

tupperware answered: what if i killed myself

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WASP IN ME

dragon-in-a-fez

whenever someone calls me and says they're from my bank or car loan company or whatever and asks me security questions, I always tell them "excuse me, you called me, how can you prove who you are" and every single time they act like it's the first time anyone's ever asked that, which absolutely boggles my mind. for the love of fuck please do not answer "security questions" when you didn't initiate the call, at least without making them answer a few first

mamaspark

Never give them your info!

kedreeva

I agree, never give your info in a call you didn't initiate. Phone numbers can be spoofed. They may actually sound like your bank or credit card company.

If you receive a call, hang up and call back using the phone number on their website. Explain that you received a call about X and if it's legit, they'll be able to tell you so. They're also not usually going to get mad if you say "I'm going to hang up and call you back." Scams will though. Because you won't be calling THEM back, you'll be alerting the bank someone is committing fraud in their name. So they'll get urgent about it. Ignore them and hang up. Call back on an actual line.

aquilacalvitium

I once got a security call from my bank

Without saying a word, I hung up, looked up my bank's number and rang them

It was them, they had actually called me, there were no scammers involved

They're weren't upset in the slightest

You will not get in trouble for being careful 👍

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