certified jerm-aniac

being bisexual is crazy i haven't made a single good decision in my life

You used to log onto the internet and find out it was peanut butter jelly time. Not any more.

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

never watch the sodium intake!!!!! soup and chips forever!!!!

reading a “there was only one bed fic” and the characters have decided to share the bed as long as they stay on their sides. i’m really glad they figured that whole mess out and am excited to read about them staying on their sides of the bed until morning^-^

Im not naked in the bath I am wearing the water Okay

you have to be careful reading too many things that are good/smart/well-written bc then you encounter something that isnt and you get confused like ? why didnt they just make this good ? were they stupid

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

the stuffed animal situation is phenomenal these days. you can find any specific arthropod or deep sea fish or microbe etc. used to be back in olden times all you could get was bears and mutants

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

never met a sentence i couldn't make incredibly long

Human bodies are so weird like the upper half consists of every single vital organ and the lower half is legs

I forgot to lock in at 4 years old!!! life ruined