im having feelings about the uffington white horse again

Will Smith just slapped the living hell out of Chris Rock live on camera for making an inappropriate joke about his wife, won the Oscar for Best Actor 20 minutes later, and opened his acceptance speech with "Richard Williams was a fierce defender of his family" as if that wasn't the most amazingly ironic thing that'd ever happened in the history of major motion picture film making.

bitches b like ‘hes my right hand man’ JUST SAY HES YOUR BEST FRIEND . SAY ITTTTTT

op have you considered that maybe right hand man sounds cooler and has more homoerotic subtext?

op has reconsidered . youre right

Finally, an example of productive discourse and growth on the Internet

what would happen if a werewolf and a vampire bit a human at the same time

turns them into a furby

takes a screenshot

polycule

I have this problem where I would much rather read the story I’m trying to write than actually write it.

i’ve been looking for this post my entire life

you put it in words

#i want it to spring into existence already written for me #but i don’t want someone else to write it because they’ll do it wrong