Pipe Dream 💭

if you see me being queerbaited do not try and save me. i’m exactly where i want to be

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

thank you to all the beautiful women who follow me even though i'm doomed

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

I love charcuterie. One million tiny sandwiches I made myself please

dinosaurs are like the coolest thing possible for a child to learn about. it’s like hey i know you were just borned but giant monsters are real and they fought each other in wars for 100000000000 years and then blew up when the sky exploded.

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

rocky's crew dying from radiation exposure, something humans go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of and ryland's crew dying in their "sleep" with nobody watching, something eridians go to great lengths to prevent and are very scared of. cool book that is easy to read through your tears.

We need like 40 more challengers stat I want straight men to start complaining about how every woman on tinder only wants a bisexual male threesome

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats