I can fix him (no really i can) is so bartylily coded

lily has a terrible moment of realisation that she likes james when theyre on a team together for a pub quiz and james knows like 80% of the answers because "oh my mum loves that band", or "I helped sirius revise this for hours in 6th year". and suddenly she's having an internal crisis because he listens? and he cares? and maybe he isn't a massive dick but instead incredibly loyal and its not his fault that people are mean to his friends?

regulus wears the same black long sleeve undershirt for the entirety of winter bc he runs cold and james goes feral on the day the weather is finally warm enough to see regulus' arms

regulus basically ignoring james unless he wants something from him (to get james on his side when he's arguing with sirius), and james laps it UP. there is no low james potter wouldn't stoop to to gain a moment of attention from regulus.

regulus saying he doesn't date and james saying he doesn't kiss anyone that he's not dating so there's this unbearable tension between them for months until one of them finally breaks

there's a breach listening party in my hometown and im on HOLIDAY. super first world problems but this is actually devastating for me

bartylus fwb to jegulus but its be my mistake by the 1975, particularly the lyric "you do make me hard but she makes me weak"

shourtney from smosh as lily variants. lily would 100% take james out to breakfast when they first start becoming friends and be like "just so you know, im totally not in love with you" whilst very much falling in love with james.