hey, what's up

I like when construction workers spray paint their strange sigils on the pavement

my high horse is actually awesome and fast like the wind

today i took the worst photo of a loon one can possibly take while remaining identifiably a loon

"this is an inaccurate adaptation" okay but is it good "this didn't happen in the book" does it make sense in the context of the new work though "they totally changed the plot" and is the new one good or bad "it's completely different" not what I asked "they changed all the stuff I like" then I get why you wouldn't be into it but I'm asking about its own artistic merits "this character is meant to be blonde" I couldn't give less of a fuck

as a child i assumed that martha’s vineyard was a fancy private vineyard owned by martha stewart and the reason rich people vacationed there was because they were friends with martha

60 is not old

sir john franklin of the eponymous doomed polar expedition died on the ice at 61. it's never too late.

save me, rice mixed with some bullshit

a pit of dread forms in your stomach as you parse my "evil baby on board" decal and realize you have a moral duty to rear end my vehicle as hard as you can