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if there's a will there's a way
im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to
spiderman dances to the beat
no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour
It’s been years since I’ve seen this gif… welcome back to my life, sweet prince.
MerMay Day 5; Jazz
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Jazz is the performer of the autobot pod. Much like Bumblebee he has been observed being friendly to humans. But unlike Bee, who likes to get up close, Jazz tends to keep his distance. Performing flips and singing for ships that pass by the pod or through autobot territory.
He can get a great deal of distance when he jumps from the water and is an acrobatic swimmer. Being able to move through the water like a dancer. Jazz is also a marvelous singer, being considered living proof that the old stories of sailors being lured to their deaths by the singing of mers has an element of truth to it.
While all of this gives Jazz a lighthearted air and has made him, just like Bumblebee, popular amongst humans who are friendly to the pod; Jazz is has been reported to be one of the most dangerous members of the autobot pod when crossed. Arrested pirates have actually reported seeing him crawl up the edge of their ships to pull people overboard, and has been observed frequently being in the midst of the fighting when the autobots get into conflicts with other.
Jazz is one of the confirmed members of Optimus Primes harem, and the two have been observed closely interacting for decades. The full extent of their relationship is unknown, but researchers do not currently believe Jazz has ever sired pups with his pod leader. Although, it may be a different story with other members of the pod....
one of the most powerful tools you have at your disposal is the ability to be normal about stuff. be normal about sex. be normal about bodies. be normal about sex work. be normal about peoples kinks. and then, most importantly, when someone gets prudish, or puritanical, or conservative, recognize that you are the normal one in the conversation, and act like it.
"You think she should be ashamed? that's weird man. why do you care so much. You think that's gross? okay... kinda weird that you care though. you found out about her kinks? what are you, like, stalking her or something? what, you think her job sucks 'cause it involves sex? what's it got to do with you? you're really obsessed with other people man, it's kinda creepy."
the duality of shame and normalcy is not static. you get to decide what is normal and what is shameful, and you can do it by your own standards. If you let someone else make that decision for you, you're ceding more ground than you could possibly know.

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number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly
Cosign.
please don't have sex in disabled bathrooms if you're abled. we need somewhere to have sex too
lets all click on the source of the gif
it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.
i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.
so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”
And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”
I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”
And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware
One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!
The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….
i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”
i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed
gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean
I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.
I'm not sure what mood this is but it sure is one
it’s a spoiler alert
She’s definitely spoiling her dinner.
[ID: An image of a white sporty-looking car with a high spoiler on the back; a woman is sitting on the trunk of the car, legs through the spoiler, using it like a narrow table to eat soup off of. She also has what looks like a coffee drink and possibly some french fries nearby.]

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Way too funny not to share
Trust Gru
Jazz & Prowl + Optimus Prime is a fun relationship dynamic because Jazz and Prowl could probably collectively usurp control of the autobots in, like, an afternoon but don't because they like Optimus, like, personally and he never gives them a reason to remove him from power.
Compare and contrast with Starscream who hates Megatron with a passion and is constantly scheming against him but the few times he gets any leeway he's lucky of it lasts a full hour.
drew Jazz for pride month bc tf brainrot be consuming me again. I love him since i first saw him, hes so me
Extra - Doodles
smokes cigarette. oplita is at it's best when it's between an elita who clings to an outdated version of optimus and an optimus who loves earth more than he loves elita. and the physical distance is necessary. but no one cares. they only see a man and a woman. coughs hacks shrivels and dies
comes back smoking larger cigarette. jazzprowl is at it's best when its between two friends who work together using their strengths to cover the others weaknesses that both know and recognise due to a shared history and immense trust. but no one cares. they only see racial caricatures and enemies for no reason. coughs coughs hack hack shrivels and dies
some hyper famous artists like Van Gogh transcend overratedness and become underrated because they're so normalized. Like I'll look at a van Gogh and I'm like wait this really is amazing you guys don't get it
Shakespeare is like this
Every time I see a Van Gogh that’s not one of his better known pieces it absolutely blows me away
Have you seen this shit my liege? smh unreal

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I think i fixed the art block temporarily cause jazz materialized in 30 minutes