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tagging my comedic post #goofs to make sure the jokes fandom can find it. or whatever

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Nirvana The Band webseries commentary is so funny because it's just Matt being like 'oh I hate this part, we did this in such a dumb way and it doesn't work at all, this sucks' and then Jay just says 'I like it :)'

#nirvanna the band the show

I've been watching all of Matt Johnson's stuff over the past week or so and when I watched the first episode of the Nirvana The Band The Show webseries I thought 'well, Matt Johnson shouldn't be saying faggot but it's an unfortunate product of its time', and then I watched everything he ever made and when I rewatched the first episode of the Nirvana The Band The Show webseries today I thought 'he can say that'

#nirvanna the band the show #matt johnson #he may not technically be gay but also. he is

Tom Holland did one movie with Matt Damon and now he's going on Amy Poehler's podcast talking about saving the mid-budget movie, they were radicalising him on that set

I made a video about severance, the show severance which I have mixed feelings about, and you can watch it right now!

#severance #Youtube

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No Children rules unbelievably on its own merits but it rules especially as the 7th track on Tallahassee. Right in the middle of this horror story there's a lively tongue-in-cheek duet that sounds like it's being played in a bar and it's horrible but it's all fun and romantic and then you have 7 songs left and two of them are See America Right and Oceanographer's choice. Greatest album ever written.

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This is an awesome take, people will want to kill you for saying this but you're more right than wrong

devilishdescent

A bread is one of the most vulnerable animals on earth of all time. It can die in a number of different ways, which include being smashed, being old, being rottened, being crumpled up, getting too hot, having water put on it, and having water not on it but being in the air a lot (the water (mist)). The bread’s favorite way to die is being eaten, but the world is a complicated place, and it does not care for what the bread wants, and so it dies in a variety of ways which are not the preference of the bread.

Humans are considered the bread’s natural predator, and also, are the bread’s mommy (make/give birth to the bread). Humans are a large species of ant or plant or ele phant with two grasping appendages which they use to give birth to the bread. They also have one hole which eats the bread, and some other holes, which the bread is not allowed near, generally.

Some bread can go in the fridge. Some bread has fruit in it. Scientists don’t know why, as putting fruit in the bread is considered yucky, and scientists have difficulty imagining an organism that likes yucky things.

There is the anteater, which is an organism that likes yucky things, but scientists do not need to imagine it, because it is real.

No Children rules unbelievably on its own merits but it rules especially as the 7th track on Tallahassee. Right in the middle of this horror story there's a lively tongue-in-cheek duet that sounds like it's being played in a bar and it's horrible but it's all fun and romantic and then you have 7 songs left and two of them are See America Right and Oceanographer's choice. Greatest album ever written.

#the mountain goats

Lex Get Bald Tonight

#lex get bald tonight #I cannot describe the ways the lex get bald tonight post has invaded my mind #I'm always suggesting that we get bald tonight. lex get bald #smallville

powerbottombrucespringsteen

I think movies need more sex and i also think that actors need to be uglier and less in shape

dryshawarma

Do you hate children yes or no

powerbottombrucespringsteen

Yes

#stop going to Turkey and getting those damn hair plugs #everyone needs to start getting balder NOW!!

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Leaving my previous role in the Student Slacker Mill to enter full-time employment at the Don't Kill Yourself Factory

#its so awesome graduating into a recession with a liberal arts degree #at least my parents are cool and woke to their son. the least employable man in Scotland

stqff

We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

#lex get bald tonight #please...

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We here at Tumblr have noticed everyone has very strong feelings about every post on this site being changed to a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. To this we say: we're listening. we hear you. and we couldn't give a rat's ass what you think. Get out there and start balding.

#lex get bald tonight #smallville

middle aged woman by herself drinking a glass of wine and reading a book in the cafe of the arthouse cinema, she's the greatest of us

gay--dog

video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason

gay--dog

to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending on the sorta porn youre going for but thats not really my idea here. this concept only works to me if its completely useless and unrelated & the protag isnt even sexualized even a little bit, otherwise i think it loses its charm. you just have to know about their penis and you have to wonder why the entire game and you have to try and figure that out until you realize theres no reason and youre just aware of their penis because the dev is probably fucked in the head or something like that. and then by that point youve reached the highest level of connection possible with a game developer aside from maybe ambushing them from behind and drinking all their blood until they die. and thats how we fix the gaming industry

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Oh I KNOW an involuntary psyche hold HATES to see Dr Robby Robinavitch coming

#the pitt #they need to get him soon he's been doing this all season

My flatmate who I can sometimes stand: *inaudible*

My flatmate who I wish to kill: what was that?

My flatmate who I can sometimes stand: *louder inaudible*

My flatmate who I wish to kill: oh yeah juice and toothpaste is terrible

My flatmate who I can sometimes stand: yeah

#I can't explain to you why this was the most annoying thing in the world to me but it was #maybe just because they've been taking up the main room all morning and I just want to have breakfast and not have to talk to anyone #I'm just trying to convince myself that I can have maybe even a good conversation and then I overhear this...#whatever conversation waits in there for me it is not good

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