Afficial Tumble Stoff

my mobile web version has been doing a fun thing where it only loads the first few frames of a gif and then plays that over and over like it's the whole gif and then i have to reload the entire page to try and fix it

actually clark kent from smallville is so unbald they cast him to play a bald character on supernatural and he kept his hair. maybe the least bald man in the world.

We here at Tumblr are excited to announce our next balding move: Baldristas. We will be putting together a team of popular balders to handpick posts and replace the contents with a picture of Lex Luthor from The CW's Smallville with the words "Lex Get Bald Tonight" over it. Who should we pick 🤔

All of Lex Luthors bald clones.

That goes against everything this blog stands for

breaking character for a moment to say that the amount of people who angrily assumed i am in fact a real member of staff who's out here bald blogging is insane

This is what it's all about