serena marie

I'm showing my software engineer flatmate tumblr code and glitches and he just keeps getting more and more agitated

"and people use this site??" bad news chief its my primary social media

I'm having to reblog this manually because guess what social media's mobile app decided to remove fast reblogs

I use tumblr exclusively on mobile and it sucks that they removed fast reblogs

IM SORRY THEY WHAT

i just updated mobile a solid minute ago and i can still fast reblog?

the fuck is a fast reblog

I’ve never used that in my life

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory

Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy

Oh to be a little cat succumbing to sleepiness despite being curious about bird videos

Archaeologists digging on a Pyramid in Egypt have found a mummy covered in chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be Pharaoh Roche.

Leave

Not 2 be fuckin weird but I think the best sound in the world is when ur pettin and rubbin a big/sturdy dog and ur suddenly compelled to do those real Firm Pats™️ and it makes that nice solid “thud thud thud” noise while the dog smiles and wags his tail real hard do y’all have any idea wtf I’m talkin about??

I laughed so hard no sound came out

do non americans know that sometimes you’ll just see lifelike human testicles hanging off the back of peoples trucks

non american here! i wish i didnt learn english

It’s like the original protagonist got turned into a suit of armor, so his asshole sidekick had to fill in as the face.

Wait holy fuck

Your Tumblr username decides your profession. How is your first day at work?

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar