she followed you home. she wonât leave. you decide to stare at a flower so sheâll get bored and leave but you in fact piqued her interest. congratulations, now she definitely wonât shut up.

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she followed you home. she wonât leave. you decide to stare at a flower so sheâll get bored and leave but you in fact piqued her interest. congratulations, now she definitely wonât shut up.

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 MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE
That moment when you realize 4/20 falls on Easter this year
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4:20 raise it(from the dead)
420 blazing bush. :I
Did you know that Crush is portrayed âhighâ because Sea Turtles actually eat jellyfish and the poisons inside the jelly doesnât actually harm the turtle but instead intoxicates them much like marijuana does for humans.
i just thought it was because he was supposed to be a âsurfer dudeâ
i donât ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

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March 4th, the only day that is also a sentence.
John Green (via queendany)
me in all my classes tbh
this fusion went a little weird but oh well!
was voldemort a virgin
#did you see him in 5th year? #he wasnt a virgin
Imagine being the chick to do the frick frack with the Dark Lord Voldy.Â
TUMBLR DOT COM: WHERE WE CAN DISCUSS HAVING SEX WITH VOLDEMORT BUT WE CANâT ACTUALLY SAY THE WORD SEX
doing the do with you know who
IâM SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE
he who must not be laid

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Iâm not even a gamer but I would play this so hard.
and you would get sorted an junk and it would be great
Isnât this secretly what we all wanted Pottermore to be?
Okay so my mind started rolling with this and omfg okay just hear me out
So like it starts of sort of like Sims and Skyrim, okay. You get your owl and you go do your shopping for stuff for Hogwarts, but you donât get to see your character just yet. When you get to Hogwarts and your sorting ceremony, you get to customise how they look and what sort of traits they have. After you customise all that, you get sorted via a quiz (sort of like Pottermore) and it rolls with that and you get sorted.
Through the game, you get to study magic (obvious) and you have adventures and stuff where you have to make decisions. These decisions later decide what your Patronus and Animagus will be, as well as what your fear is for you Boggart (though this could also possibly be decided on when youâre making your character idk whatever).
So during the summer holidays, you have adventures in the Muggle world (depending on what your blood status is, which could be decided randomly) if youâre Muggle-born. If youâre Pure-Blooded, you have adventures in the wizarding world. If youâre Half-Blooded, you can do both. But hereâs the thing, if you spend more time in the Muggle world, you get more information on going onâs in the Muggle world, and same goes for the Wizarding world if you spend more time in the Wizarding world. And after a period of time, like maybe in your fourth year?, you can get papers and news from whichever world youâre not in most often. And your knowledge of the events of the world, both Wizarding and Muggle alike, can factor into the gameplay somehow.
And then in your Fifth and Seventh years, you have your O.W.L.s and your N.E.W.T.s, and these factor into what career choices youâll have later on as well. So like if you score high in Herbology and Potions, youâd have career options like Healer, Herbologist, and Potion Master.
AND THEN THE WORLD BECOMES YOURS. YOU CAN CONTINUE RELATIONSHIPS YOU HAD IN HOGWARTS AFTERWARDS, OR YOU CAN MEET NEW PEOPLE, OR WHATEVER. AND THEN IT JUST BECOMES THIS HUGE SANDBOX OF FUN AND WONDERMENT.
FUCKIN DO IT BETHESDA
strong pokemon team., no. use the cute ones
okâŚthis is me. >w>
and me.
Reblog my cat
how could you go 2 minutes without burying your face in that cats floof
red, white, black, yellow. (x)
This movie is one of the best disney movies of all time

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NO YOU DONâT FUCKING UNDERSTAND LISTEN MY STOMACH HURTS SO BAD
SHEâS JUST FUCKINâ GETTIN DOWN
You made it better hAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
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I have a few copies of âPlayboyâ from the 1970s stashed away somewhere. One of them has a letter where a guy writes in saying, âI met this really gorgeous, sweet woman, and we were planning to get married, but she sat me down yesterday and told me that she had a sex change before she met me. Mr. Hefner, should I marry someone who used to be a man?â and the response was, âSo she had a sex change, big whoop. Would you be asking this question if sheâd made any other change in her life before she met you? You love the woman she is now, and thatâs all that should matter. If you want kids you can adopt or something.â
I feel so conflicted right now
Do you guys SERIOUSLY not know that Hugh Hefner is super respectful of women and doesnât play around with peoples misogynistic bullshit?
just because you want to be surrounded by hot ladies 24/7 doesnât mean youâre a douchebag
^^^^^^