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The signs fairy aesthetic - Sagittarius The gold fairy, they are the richest of the signs, as in they look very luxurious and live in a palace made of gold, though they are by no means selfish they are not the easiest to speak too, they are future seers, and therefor often get confused of where they are, they have a very lucky talent however that most are jealous of and they are the protectors of the fairy community because they see all the dangers ahead, they are enchanting to look at because even their hair is made of fine gold.
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JARED: We have Phil directing an episode, and Phil’s one of our directors that kinda let us have fun—improv a little bit, play around—and so the scene is I walk up with donuts and bang on the car and catch him kind of amping himself up, so they had this big shot set up, and they were like “And roll cameras, roll sound, and action!”. And I just kinda stood there, I was like, “I’m not going in, I wanna see what he does”, so I guess he didn’t have any idea, coz I didn’t tell anybody. so even Johnny, our first AD, was like, “Hey, hey, cue!” and I was like, “I know, I know, that’s fine”
JENSEN: So I’m sitting there in the front seat and hear the play back, the big speaker, and we’re outside. We’ve got extras walking down the street and cars flying by, and this whole thing. We got two cameras set up—which is why it’s edited together so a lot of people were like no way, they had multiple cameras set up, there was just two cameras set up—and so I’m sitting there, doing the drumming and he should have been here by now… something’s going on—why is he not—he should have stopped it—what’s that—well here come the words…the first line is rising up… That’s just too good. And then I just, I went with it, and then you notice maybe as I’m climbing out the car window that I kinda like, I start smiling and I almost started laughing and I turned and I’m like “No, keep going, keep going, you can do this”
THIS SCENE WAS JUST PURE MAGIC
i can’t get over the knife scene in cap2 because the winter soldier is trying so hard to stab steve
but he keeps on dodging
which makes him so frustrated he just pushes him away
like gOD LET ME FUCKING FINISH THIS
JUST LET ME STAB YOU, STEVE!
My favorite, tho, is when he pushes Steve to the car and Steve tries to go away and the Winter Soldier pushes him back like “Damnit STAY STILL SO I CAN KILL YOU! HYDRA doesn’t pay me enough for this istg”
…….
admiring the stockings. 1940’s.
#[40S COMMERCIAL ANNOUNCER VOICE] WHAT’S BETTER THAN THIS? GALS BEING PALS
Fun fact: Though being gay in the 40s sucked, being gay in the military was easier, and pretty common. There were apparently, at one point in time time so many lesbians in the military that when they tried to crack down on it, the girls wrote back and said “Look I can give you the names, but you’ll lose some of your best officers, and half your nurses and secretaries.” And they pretty much shut up about it unless you were especially bad at subtlety. (Source: Odd Girls and Twilight Lovers. A good source for gay history from 1900s onwards.)
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out.’ We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary. who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’
“And he kind of was taken aback a bit. And then this woman standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the general pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelps’s name may be second, but mine will be first.’
“Then I looked at him, and I said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all of the drivers—every woman in the WAC detachment—and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us—then I’ll be happy to make the list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancies. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, sir, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious service.’
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’
- The Gay Metropolis: The Landmark History of Gay Life in America
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HE HAS FUCKIN SHOWER CAPS ON HIS MUSTACHE
AND HE’S THE FUCKING LITTLE MERMAID ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER
HE IS ALL THE ANIMALS
IF YOU DON’T NEED THIS, YOU’RE WRONG
signs as drugstore makeup brands
Aries: Milani // They’re so creative with their beauty identities and their looks are so fierce it reminds me of Aries || RECOMMEND: Milani AMORE MATTE LIP CRÈME
Taurus: L'Oréal // a reliable brand that always has quality products, the world’s largest cosmetic company. || RECOMMEND: L’Oreal la palette nude
Gemini: Essence // cute and youthful, always releases new products, it’s so active like gemini ; very cheap but the quality is great!! (also i have a TON of their products) || RECOMMEND: essence mosaic blush
Cancer: Revlon // Revlon’s a classic brand, it’s long-wear and gives an elegant look. || RECOMMEND: Revlon ColorStay Ultimate Liquid Lipstick
Leo: Maybelline // drama this, drama that. Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Maybelline. || RECOMMEND: Maybelline BROW drama pro palette
Virgo: e.l.f. // SUPER CHEAP STUFF that’s minimalist and gives a more natural look. Some of their products are REAL good quality compared to their prices. || RECOMMEND: e.l.f. acne fighting foundation
Libra: Covergirl // the most popular drugstore makeup brand followed by maybelline, well-liked. || RECOMMEND: Covergirl LashBlast Clump Crusher Mascara
Scorpio: NYX // this brand reminds me of Scorpio so much, Nyx means the goddess of the night and the packaging is kinda dark. It’s got good dupes for some high end products too. || RECOMMEND: NYX Soft Matte Lip Cream - TRANSYLVANIA
Sagittarius: Wet ‘n’ Wild // even the name just makes me think of Sagittarius, it’s bold and daring. Also it’s got quality products without you breaking the bank. || RECOMMEND: Wet ‘n’ Wild MegaLast Lip color - PURTY PERSIMMON
Capricorn:
Aquarius: ColourPop // vivid, electric, eccentric colors. Killer makeup that doesn’t test on animals. || RECOMMEND: Coconut
Pisces: Rimmel London // incredible eye-opening mascaras, perfect for Pisces’ dreamy eyes. || RECOMMEND: Rimmel Scandaleyes Mascara
The red thread of fate is an East Asian belief originating from Chinese legend and is also used in Japanese legend. According to this myth, the gods tie an invisible red string around the ankles of those that are destined to meet each other in a certain situation or help each other in a certain way. Often, in Japanese culture, it is thought to be tied around the little finger.
The two people connected by the red thread are destined lovers, regardless of time, place, or circumstance. This magical cord may stretch or tangle, but never break.
my aesthetic is Sebastian being led around like an unruly, bumbling baby bear, easily distracted and lured away like I’m just imagining Marvel calling in beforehand and being like listen,,,the smol one gets slippery he will literally do anything to please his fans CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!! no, no Chris and Anthony are fine just - the excitable, eager one and don’t let anyone in with candy HE IS A CHILD DO YOU COPY.
listen the two times they looked away for THREE SECONDS he ended up doing this:
and this:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Polished Malachite Stalactite - Copper Crescent, Congo
*looks around*
Is
Is anyone gonna say it
malachite is a poisonous mineral. please do not fuck the malachite stalactite
@lizaleigh do you know any rock people that can confirm/deny because I am very curious and really don’t feel like getting into a conversation with my geophysicist brother that MAY somehow get back to the fact I saw a malachite that looked like a weird dildo.
…sadly, I am not on good enough terms with any of our partner geologists to just attach this to an email with the subject line: “EXPLAIN.” Although I think @mollisaurus is a mineral person. Thoughts?
oh geeze, i’m kinda rusty on minerals but malachite is just copper carbonate and is really common in both antique and modern jewelry so i think like if you were really gun-ho about it you could go ahead and put it wherever you want?
It’s really only a problem if you’re polishing or cutting it. The particles would be bad to breathe. It’s rather porous too, so I would worry about bacteria growing. Well, being literal anyway… Better to leave the poor thing alone. ._.
I mean it kinda depends on where you stick it because malachite does not like acidic environments very much and the malachite will degrade and also might dye your bits blue-green as the copper dissolves out.
So use a condom when fucking rocks is the takeaway here.
Oh my god guys it’s poisonous
It is super poisonous
There is a reason we do not use it in make up any more
Not even with a condom, do not fuck the rock
Try this one instead.
malachite literally explodes in water does it not?
I… no… I think you’re thinking of pure sodium?
Malachite is however water soluble, which really just means it will poison you quicker
This is both hilarious and cool as fuck because you’re getting all this information on minerals and rocks. You’re also watching people argue over wether or not you can fuck this rock
I go on hiatus for a week and come back to find tumblr molesting my post, but hey, at least we all learned something so yay tumblr, you just keep on being you.
I’m still not sure if I can fuck this rock.
I’m looking into it.
UPDATE:
Today in “I’m so sorry, coworkers, it’s for Tumblr,” I brought this post to the attention of the science reporters at BuzzFeed. Dan Vergano did some research and weighed in on the question: “Can you use malachite as a dildo or is it toxic?”
The answer is “It’s probably fine, just wash it first and maybe use a bunch of lube.”
When I first saw this post I NEVER thought it would go this far.
I think this is hands down my favorite “this is what Tumblr is” post to date.
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@msgeophilia ey rockfucker, look at this discourse

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