all of the pageantry, all of the guilt

I love when a character wants to be someone's dog so so bad. Dont mean it in a sexual way (although that can also be a part of it) I mean like. Let me be your loyal companion let me stay by your side give me a purpose in exchange for endless unconditional love let me stop being a person love me like it's my only use. Love me like that's the only thing I was made for. As you can tell. I'm normal.

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

lets make bad art together

i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together

i think i deserve financial compensation for everything. all of it. i’m not even gonna specify

remember when websites were written on purpose, and not generated by autocomplete in the instant you run the web search? anyway, unrelated, this webpage purporting to relay expert knowledge on which plants are safe for my snake's tank just told me I would know if he was biting them and getting irritated because he would start pawing at his mouth.

i mean, that sure would be a sign something was wrong

the plant that makes you grow extra legs

Is it socially acceptable to use opaque watercolors, or is that considered gouache?

Moose at the next table: No they don't. I've been waiting here for an hour.

kicking my feet and giggling like a schoolgirl in love to myself while muttering "i'm going to kill you. i'm going to fucking kill you"