all of the pageantry, all of the guilt

they used to say that the only people who ever stayed dead in comics were jason todd, bucky, and uncle ben so where is uncle ben’s leather-wearing gun-wielding antihero solo comic 

oh the wifi password yeah it's the nicene creed in its entirety

explained to an 8 year old that once a fruit is ripe you only have so much time until it rots so you have to eat it soon and she said so i'll never be able to keep it perfect like this forever? no and there are about a million pieces of art for you unrelatedly

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

Shoutout to people in the notes also mentioning people learning the language, I should've mentioned that really, given that I've been stuck reading German picture books myself while learning German.

if i was in jurassic park i'd be fine because the dinosaurs would love me and therefore not eat me