Those Averse To Magic, Need Not Apply

[talking about the body i inhabit] “idk i just work here”

Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

cath apologizing for her english while being history's most coherent drunk bilingual francophone is craaazyyyyy

i hope fic writers were taking notes on the first game in the pwhl cup final 🏒🏳️‍🌈✍️ the gayest team in the leagueTM is down by 1 with 18 seconds left. the normally stoic alternate captain laura stacey falls to the ice screaming clutching her knee after a hit into the boards. captain marie-philip poulin, her wife, waves over medics. they snap her knee back into place while stacey screams in pain. poulin helps her off the ice. play resumes and poulin assists a game-tying goal in the last TWO FREAKING SECONDS. immediately returns to the bench to ask about her wife. regulation ends, and by the time overtime starts 20 minutes later, stacey has rallied and leads the team back out onto the ice. the gayest team in the leagueTM wins in overtime.

Ghosts came back different