SNART

Wait, so you’re telling me today’s the 4th? What’s next, the 5th? The minor fall? The major lift?

Has anyone else noticed that it's bad

Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

he really just scooped that man

i genuinely believe there’s a right time to watch certain movies so sometimes i’ll wait and wait until i know.

the ocean was made of sprite also

i wish that we were still uptown funking it up and not whatever this is

Cryptid sighting

Baby Yaga

When you were a newborn baby at the hospital you were in this room with all these other babies. where the fuck are they now ...

I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me

There's something terrible boiling bubbling under my skin ready to burst out of my chest but I'm a chill guy

clunkiest water graphics I’ve ever seen

sometimes when i’m cooking i adjust the heat a little but for no discernible reason. just because it matches the vibes to do so

As a graphic design please let me tell you that I aspire to think of something 1/1000th as clever and execute it even remotely as well as this logo right here