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I wish I took a better pic of this writing in a bar bathroom in toronto bc I think of it so often. Be So Completely Yourself That No One Is Attracted To You Or Wants To Employ You

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The adventures of Inquisitor Maddox : Part 98
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this has the best drawing i ever did of solas and i dont think i will ever top it tbh
Some great additions from the comments.
I feel it would be good to have a word that's like not ragebait but shamebait, where you can read a post and just go 'ah, this person just wants me to feel ashamed of myself and is not engaging with the issue in a constructive or useful way. I do not have to participate in this actually' and like. move on with your day
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the ruler is hosting festivities in the capital while the nation collapses, and heretics have caused a schism in the catholic church. i love living in the middle ages.
we even have a The Plague
#dunk and the six bad bitches he pulled by being kind of heart
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Sally Scott and Bertie Carvel attend the Italian Global Series Festival 2026 on July 05, 2026 in Rimini, Italy.
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Itās true. It goes back a long way, too. It all started whenā¦
Once I was doing fieldwork with someone from Europe and said ācareful, thereās a rattlesnake over there.ā And she rushed over like Iād said there was a quetzal.
I said āMaāam please, weāre three hours from a hospital!ā and she said
1.) I donāt understand how that can be
2.) But Iāve never done fieldwork from a car before (!!!) so Iāll take your word for it.
3.) Did you just call me maāam? Like a cowboy?
We drove through the Los Angeles megacity together ā and at one point were stuck in traffic.
āHeeeeyā, she said, like someone gently broaching a topic I should have noticed, āWhy does the lane next to us have diamond shaped symbols on it?ā
That is! A subtle and friendly way of asking why weāre sitting in traffic when thereās a carpool lane Right There! I laughed and pulled into the lane and started driving.
Unfortunately. That isnāt what she was implying, she was genuinely asking. So we were stuck in traffic, she asked about what was clearly a breakdown or emergency access lane, and I laughed and started driving in it. She was Alarmed.
āHello! Excuse me! We canāt drive in this lane! No one else is driving in this lane!!ā
āOh! I should have said ā this lane is for people with more than one person in their car.ā
āThat is RIDICULOUS. You are lying. You are lying about what this lane is for and weāll get arrested! (maāam itās fine but if it werenāt it would be more of a āticketā situation) weāll get a āticketā! (Maāam again itās fine but were it not I alone would get the ticket) because that IS NOT the purpose of this lane. That is a RIDICULOUS lie.ā
āIām sorry, I should have said ā I thought you were being subtle about my oversight. Please observe the carpool sign.ā
āI donāt know what a carpool is and I donāt believe you.ā
āHow about you look at all the cars stuck in traffic and see how many have more than one driver, and if there are at least five Iāll get back into the traffic jam.ā
āFINE!ā
<a pause>
(With dawning horror) ānone of these cars have more than one person in them.ā
āI know.ā
āNone of these cars have more than one person!!ā
āIf you werenāt here Iād be right there with them.ā
āOK but there was no train to where we needed to go.ā
āThereās no train to where they needed to go either.ā
āHOW.ā
Later that day:
āI know McDonalds and Burger King sell Burgers, but what does Wendyās sell?ā
āBurgersā
āAnd Sonic?ā
āBurgers.ā
āJack in the Box?ā
āBurgers.ā
āInānāOut?ā
āLook, Itās burgers all the way down.ā
She hopped off a plane, went camping on Catalina with her husband and his lab, and then I showed her a rattlesnake, dragged her through heavy brush, took her (food) shopping in Beverly Hills, illustrated American car dependency and love of burger, and threatened to shoot someone trying to break into our hotel room. (I did not have a gun) She speed-ran the US American experience in eight days.
I really havenāt had to pretend to have a gun that many times!
We were staying in a cheap hotel, she was coming out of the shower wrapped in a towel. Someone shoulder-slammed the hotel door and popped the lock open and started fumbling with the security chain. I snarled āGET AWAY FROM THE DOOR, I HAVE A GUN.ā and the person left.
She was WAY way WAY more concerned about me traveling with a gun (maāam I do not have a gun) why would I SAY I had a gun if I couldnāt back it up? (Maāam to get him to stop trying to break in) But why would he THINK I had a gun? How would that even work? Please tell her where I keep the gun. (Maāam I promise there is no gun.)
The debate continued through my call to the front desk and our packing and being protectively escorted to our car by a young man who I could absolutely take in a fight. (āWhat is she mad about?ā āI told the guy I had a gun.ā āSmart! Maybe you should get one if youāre gonna travel like this!ā āHaha yeahā āSo why is she mad?ā āShe thinks I have a gun.ā āWHY WOULD SHE LIE ABOUT HAVING A GUN?!?!ā)
It doesnāt help that my day to day commitment to the bit is HIGH so itās reasonable to assume that Iām not always being totally honest.
I really havenāt
had to pretend to have a
gun that many times!
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.
in the midst of the blackfyre rebellion, maekar and baelor targaryen have a quick conversation in their tent.
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This comic was inspired by me learning a bit more about Ser Quentyn Ball aka "Fireball". Daemon, despite technically being Baelor's and Maekar's uncle, was Baelor's age and he (and a bunch of other bastards) grew up around Baelor and Maekar. They were even trained by the same master-at-arms, the knight known as Ser Quentyn Ball. After Ball was passed over for promotion, he aligned himself with Daemon and helped convince him to start a rebellion. Thinking about young Maekar who defines himself so much by his physicality and adeptness as a warrior, knowing that Ball had a hand in training him as well as his beloved brother Baelorā¦I imagine he took the betrayal very hard, and it likely made him all the more untrustworthy of anyone around them who wasn't immediate family.
as a pink lover. The ""universal""" hatred of the color pink by young girls is due to the heavy expectation of femininity forced on them. It is an expression of frustration at gender roles. It is not internalized misogyny. No you will not inevitably start liking pink as an adult and if you do that is not healing your inner divine feminine or whatever we're saying now. Its a color. šš
I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee
Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post
#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the siteās sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world
Something about how Eleanor in the first two season (but especially the first one) and Madi in the last two seasons (but especially the last one) are written so clearly as mirrors to Flint and in a way reflection of his younger self is so dear to me.
Maybe because itās quite common for male protagonist to meet a character in which they see a younger version of themselves, a version who is a bit more naive but is also the one keeping intact all theirs hopes and dreams for a bright future, but itās rare for this character to be a young woman, and in Black Sails it happens with Flint not once but twice, and with two women who are radically different from each others and in a complete different posorion in society and in term of things they fight for. (And, dare Iād say, different from Flint in terms of both ideological ground, positions in society and reasons why they are fighting- James Flintās switch from seeing a mirror of himself in Eleanor to Madi through season 2-4 is supposed to represent Flintās progressive radicalization against colonialism and his growing political and social awareness of its problems, sure, but it doesnāt change the fact that Flintās main dream remains always to make Nassau a new republic of pirates, tho it change how much he would visions its change and indipendence from England, while Eleanorās initial support of Flintās plans stemmed from her thinking they would have brought stability and prosperity to Nassau- and to her power on it, see my previous Eleanorās meta to read how I think for her there isnāt a clear difference between the two- while for Madi the pirate republic represent first of all the possibility of a socoety without slavery, and pirate-Maroon alliance is a way to hope a fight against the Empire, against slavery, can and will be won.)
(So you can say that Eleanorās main goals were always a bit less radical- prosperity of commerce, stability, mantaining power- than Flintās own were, even when they were on the same side, and that Madiās priorities were in the beginning of the Maroon-pirate alliance more sincere and radical that Flint to begin with, because I think that James Flint initially saw fighting slavery as a consequence of fighting England, while for Madi and her parents and her people obviously the correlation cause-consequence is the opposite, and I think while Flint genuinely grows to care about the cause, just as he grows closer to Madi, he initially only saw the idea of fighting against slavery as a way to gain a strategic alliance with the Maroon people.)
I know Eleanor and Madi are also written to be explicitely foils but to me they are more interesting in relation to each others as two different, opposite mirrors in which Flint see himself at two very different moments of his life.

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fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us
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