Pretentious and Cuntlike

don't shave your legs this summer HOLD THE FUCKING LINE

the circus is empty, all of the monkeys are here

need a polite way to say "im not engaging in a discussion on this topic with you because the conclusions you have reached are based on so many interwoven layers of misconceptions it would be easier to just like, hard reset your whole brain, just start over as a baby and try again"

Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

one career option that is sadly no longer open to young women is impostor claiming to be the grand duchess anastasia romanov

Reblogging in honor of Marjane Satrapi, one of THE great graphic novelists. Her comic Persepolis was a crucial text for shaping my belief that comics can deeply explore identity, culture, politics, and history.

probiotic drinks are so funny. we put a billion guys in here

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

sometimes someone I follow falls victim to severe Character delirium to the point where they stop even saying the character's name and just refer to them by an epithet like some kind of malevolent entity whom they don't wish to accidentally summon, so if the sickness sets in quickly enough and I don't pay close attention for a week I'm just Never going to figure Who this bastard haunting my friend Actually Is. and I'll spend months scrolling my dash occasionally seeing appeals to "that fucking horse" or "my evil grub."