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One Nice Bug Per Day
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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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I think will should have a casual crush on percy and that's actually what he bonded with nico over in the infirmary after boo
will (looking out the infirmary window): percy has no right looking that good when doing something so stupid
nico: *hums in agreement*
will (turning to nico): what?
nico: what?
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Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
dungeon crawler carl is fun because you go into it thinking it'll be an unserious, fun and gratuitously violent action book, and then you get to the very first boss, and then you think, now hold on. Hold on. And then all of a sudden you're seven books deep and insane and also holding on to the indomitable human spirit for dear life and also a crab has to jack off. like holy shit dude. i've got relentless hope and found family in one hand and the world's weirdest foot fetish in the other
I got into the first book unaware of the AI with a severe foot fetish
Let me just say that it took me the fuck out for a solid minute before I could keep reading
DCC Carl is the Guy™ of all time. 6'3 ex-coastguard trained in hand-to-hand combat. Was 100% gonna fight Bea's rich lawyer dad for custody of her cat, Princess Donut. Religiously hits the gym 2-3 times a week. Is completely at ease saving the world in heart boxers and, when necessary, completely naked. Also embraces his luscious long hair. Has the uncanny ability to combine, bend, and break game rules to suit his needs. Despite his intelligence, still regularly falls back on "bomb the shit out of it" as a solution. Curses like a sailor. Says "I love you" with no hesitation. Has surrounded himself with competent, scary-ass women and when they go, "Carl you fucked up" his response is, "Yeah, I did. I'm sorry." Ultra daddy issues. Works hard to never become his father. The two times he prioritized ~sexy lady~ over survival he was literally charmed. A friend to everyone who has his and Donut's back, be they human, alien, sluggalo, goat, or sentient sex doll head.
Did murder a bunch of goblin babies though. And allegedly jerked off a crab.
Ah well. No guy's perfect!
like no I don't want Vegas to win, but I do think it would be incredibly funny if Mitch won a stanley cup his first year after leaving Toronto.
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Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 1, Game 5 Philadelphia Flyers @ Pittsburgh Penguins | April 26, 2026
Kris Letang’s son is born to be a comedian, forced to be a hockey player
I just wanted an excuse to toss Mako off🤪
OHHH HE WAS MADDD
wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3
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ISA????!!
chat is this a normal and heterosexual way to react to your smoking hot attending(s) performing a delicate procedure that you're observing?
biblically accurate joy kwon and jack abbot
possibly best pic of all time featuring Whitaker’s siblings looking like his angel and devil on each shoulder
Old Nan quite literally lives rent-free in every Stark child’s brain like the original Northern horror podcast. It’s hilarious because she wasn’t even trying to be scary that was just her bedtime routine. Other Westerosi kids got lullabies; the Stark kids got: “Once, my sweet summer child, the Others came and the sun died and everyone you love turned into ice-zombies anyway, sleep tight :)”
And the thing is… it sticks. Every single Stark kid, no matter where they are, no matter what trauma they’re experiencing, will suddenly remember one of her nightmare fables at the WORST possible moment.
She turned Winterfell into a place where the past is alive, where the Long Night is not a myth but a warning, where names like “the Last Hero” or “the Night’s King” sit in the back of your skull until the moment you realize maybe she wasn’t making anything up at all. Old Nan didn’t traumatize them accidentally she prepared them. In her own crooked, spooky way, she gave every Stark child the education they actually needed to survive the story they were about to enter.
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Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
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