all the foxy ladies love my accent

Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat

Playing as Grace in re9 put into perspective how much of a crazy ass bitch Ethan Winters had to be to do what he did

You're Luis Serra. It's 3AM. You're surrounded by ganados with only wooden planks over the windows to keep them back. There's an American over there who's pretty good with guns and hand-to-hand combat. You're feeling pretty confident. You look over at him to shout some words of encouragement because this is gonna be a hectic fight. He's cramming a raw snake into his mouth with almost religious fervour. You're no longer feeling confident.

accidentally went and got myself killed yesterday but god wont let me die so im back

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers