Stalker Frog

they should rewrite the bible so that jesus would be a hot 5'2 girl with a creampie fetish from missouri

@quietwingsinthesky

But that's not a cat

yes it is

I've seen this fucking post 8 times

And you’ll see it again

FUCK THIS IS LIKE THE 12TH TIME

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@maryland-officially

............whhhyyy

@maryland-officially

I will never be free of this post

Why is this ostrich so pink? Is it part flamingo?

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

Fingerless gloves are the thigh highs of hands. I will not elaborate

wrong. ballroom gloves are the thigh highs of hands. fingerless gloves are the booty shorts of hands.

ok thank god there's so many fucking videos showing you how to do a ladder stitch like it's some kind of magic trick but here's the actual use case for it: closing a seam you can't reach the inside of. in all other cases, if you're fixing a ripped seam on pants, or on a tshirt, the ladder stitch is a messy, glorified running stitch.

worst part of being an adult is how often youre forced to nag. you Have to be annoying or youre never getting anything done. which is unfortunate considering how common it is to teach kids to never nag and be annoying ever

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

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