#sick stuff

Jack: Daveeeeeeeee I think I’m dying…

David: *holding a thermometer*Jack, you’re temperature is two degrees higher than normal. You’re fine.

Jack: Tell my story… SANTA FA—

David: ugh not again…

Compared too.

Jack: Dave are you… okay? David: I’m fine!

Jack: you have three colds, pneumonia, food poisoning and covid, you’re not fine.

David: No I don’t, I’m full of energy! In fact, I’m going to run from here to Brooklyn! *runs off*

Daniel: "Yeah, you wanted to eat that whole human trafficking ring."

Armand: "That's right! But you insisted on being the one to get yourself kidnapped."

Daniel: "You weren't sure anyone would want me -"

Armand: "I just said I'd probably fetch a higher price -"

Daniel: "But I wasn't gonna let anyone take you."

Armand: "In the end it was you who needed saving."

Daniel: "I was fine. Like Scarlet Johansson in The Avengers."

Armand: "More like Daniel Craig in Casino Royale."

Daniel: "We had fun."

When he gets a cold first it goes into his sinueses and his face just aches and aches, and all he wants to do is drown himself in sudafed and paracetamol so the pain goes away.

When he has an upset stomach he often tries to ignore it and usually ends up making himself sicker.

When his stomach is upset all he can tolerate is warm ginger tea and he likes his stomach being rubbed.

I took Night Time cold medicine for my cold the other day for the first time...