trying my best

we all need to fuck

you tell me this the day after i trade my penis in at gamestop

cemeteries aren't creepy they're actually devoted to memory and rest and love and humanity

They used to be a common place to spend the afternoon and have a picnic and stuff! We should bring this back imo.

As a kid my grandpa used to take me to the donut shop then the florist and we'd eat donuts in the cemetery while placing flowers on all the really old unkempt graves.

I used to take naps in the graveyard next to my dorm.  It was very pleasant until caterpillar season. 

every time i don’t watch the oscar’s some insane shit happens. gonna keep not watching so this continues

(suffering the clear and obvious ramifications of my voluntary actions) once again god torments me for no purpose but sick amusement

I love the latest controversy in the Catholic church! Some priests haven't been doing baptism right and because they decided those are all void they gotta deal with the implication they sent people to hell as a bit of a whoopsie.

feels like every few weeks I have to relearn how to exist, that I do need to sit in the sun and move my body and not drink too much coffee and dress in clothes that make me feel good and talk to my friends and journal and get off my phone sometimes and eat vegetables and drink more tea and generally reclaim the space in my life for myself ya know

HIS LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE ARE ENTIRELY EXPOSED. QUICK, VAX THe BASTARD

would you fuck the mailman for mail

Are you not supposed to

why say many word when hngnfhhhgnfnh can do trick

words cannot describe how little cryptocurrency means to me. i'd rather learn about the history of a mechanical pencil.

I do spells and shit for the elderly on weekends.

What kind of spells?

Lightning bolt, cast familiar, raise dead, hellfire

im going to watch an anime, should it be princess mononoke, cowboy bebop, or jojo

watch this

you can’t see because i’m on computer but i’m gesturing to my balls

the online popularity of classic wizards is indicative of society finally beginning to heal n recover from the Harry Potter's influence