they call me dr worm

extremely funny to me that menstral cycles are mostly observed in humans and our primate cousins. and also bats and elephant shrews for some reason? like okay girl what happened here. what part of the evolutionary tree decided those lil guys should get periods too.

It’s awesome there’s animals in the world imagine it was just rocks and a low whistling almost groaning wind

just got really scared can you say something else

I can’t. I can’t do anything.

pisses me off that gender is just pattern recognition thats been drilled into us since birth. why didnt they teach us something important instead like which snakes are venomous

the fact that im supposedly wble to tell if someones a girl or boy by one glance but i have to google is a spider can kill me is so incredibly shortsighted

I'm like 99% anti outdoor cat but there's this precious stoop cat on my way to the grocery store that never leaves his stoop, always comes up to say hi if you approach him, and when you leave he lays back down on his stoop

at this point my emoji reactions are more of a sign of my reading comprehension than anything else.

“it’s really raining over here” familiar word spotted: rain! I shall reply appropriately: 🌧️

probablemente no causa gonorrea. no podemos saber 100%

Today my professor picked up a garter snake, said “Ow!” five times as it bit him, set it back down, and said, “Okay. That’s one defense mechanism snakes have.”