tibia-fibula

the concept of identifying as ‘neurospicy’ as a grown adult is lowkey unbearable to me. but I guess I don’t have to do it

guy who keeps trying to make u wanna kill him bc he finds your bloodlust hot

getting hypnotized is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off

i want to paint you a picture with words of what i just saw. older man like maybe 65-75 but very fit and wiry, riding a lime scooter FAST down the middle of the street, with a looooooooooong white beard flowing in the wind like truly flowing. with a blonde woman maybe early 20s standing behind him on the scooter clutching and giggling and whispering in his ear. love is real. or at least sex warlocks are.

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

The fact this isn't a painting is a testament to one of the greatest feats of set design and production I've ever seen.

no, YOU have to do it scared. IM going to fruitlessly wait for the perfect moment forever

i bet it feels good as fuck to feel good

Anyone that “feels good” is brain damaged. Or it’s a dog whistle for I’m evil I’m in the league of evil

Applying for visa feels like panting on all fours while an older woman-- (reflects on myself for a second) No it doesn't

yeahhh sorry about your virtuous and noble knight. yeah i ensnared her with dark magic and now she serves only me. she can’t hear you, her mind is lost to the pleasurable fog of my enchantment. her once-pure thoughts are totallyyy corrupted. my bad lol

the point of cloth mother is to fuck wire mother like crazy

28 is the oldest you can get in your 20s. 29 is crazy young like leave them alone weirdo. 30 is old 31 is super young

mymusician... oughh my little bug [remembers parasocial relationships are bad] [remembers infantilization is bad] this complete stranger is their own huge bug

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.