Hello.

A while back I heard my friend (male) insult another dude by saying, “You look like the kind of guy who wouldn’t go to Wal-Mart to buy his girlfriend a box of tampons” and I still think about that crowning insult sometimes

My dad once called another guy “someone who thinks loading the dishwasher once in a while makes him less of a man”

I like your dad already

one time my dad’s boss was giving him shit for always leaving work early so he could get home and help my mom with me when i was a newborn and his boss said “i’ve never changed a diaper in my life” really proudly and my dad responded “i’d be ashamed to ever admit i was that worthless of a husband”

oh WOW

This is by far my most popular post.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I mean, really.

That’s interesting.

Growth

Bitch I want THIS EXACT kinda growth this year

ok but hayley kiyoko wrote girls like girls bc liking girls was the thing she was most insecure about and now three years later she makes as many gay music videos as she can, accepts the title of lesbian jesus and gets half the world to call 2018 20gayteen like. what kinda character development.

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

He finna beat his ass

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

when you tryna chill but your siblings love annoyin you

That’s that “Ima beat yo ass” run 😂😂

He finna beat his ass

I can hear the “aye chill bro chill I’m just playing”

if u liked mythology as a kid ur gay

why is my grandma so crunchy

im gonna ask her about her crunch

Bye

💀💀 why they do they granny like that

Cut my life into peaches. They are a healthy snack

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

which store is this? xx

hazylines.com

this is legit and they have really cute stuff i 10/10 recommend

that was a poor effort smh

^^ omG 😳 😳