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Being pissed abt a nonissue is so fun.... #myhill

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

i hate it when people ask me to "explain my thought process" like hell if i know

"what's going on in that head of yours?" nothing i want to be a part of

"I'm just a girl☺️🥰💖💞💅🌺🌷🦄" when you were eight and the teacher said she needed some strong boys to carry something you used to be furious, and when you convinced them to let you help, you carried twice as many chairs as the boys with the righteous anger of a girl who knew she was just as capable as them. Where did that go?

i thought maybe it was shitpost but no

He's turning The People's House into Six Flags Over Washington

I guarantee that this is being built in a rush by non-union labor, so we have a real opportunity for a Final Destination scenario here.

like to charge reblog to cast

do not go to Dr. Kenneth Wolf for top surgery

OH AND ALSO when I asked if he could swap my left and right nipples just for the hell of it he said “yeah sure lol” but apparently you’re not supposed to do that because there is the risk of like, manually metastasizing cancer cells. lol. I did ask for it and I think I am at very low risk for breast cancer but I do think a responsible surgeon should at least know about and warn you of that possibility before agreeing to it.

it's kind of like we live in medieval times cause everything is mid and evil

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin