bugs, critters even

the world is your oiter. dink i

aaaah i’m dead and i’m a baby ahhhhh

let's feign death with mama

my actual vampire hot take is that if you're going to be a 'vegetarian' vampire (a vampire that only drinks the blood of animals) you MUST have hunter education. i'm so sick of people being like oh well predator animals are mean and scary because they kill cute 'harmless' animals like NO they're crucial for the environment and if you're going to hunt animals for blood you still need to stick to regular people hunting guidelines and only hunt things that are in season and abide by your areas bag limits

vampire that did a detailed study about whether vampires can get prion diseases and concluded they can't and preferentially hunts animals with chronic wasting disease. and then incinerates the corpses.

vampire who is a woke predation abolitionist and so exclusively hunts predators, leaving primarily herbivorous and scavenging animals alone

Sasuke isn't mad about liking men he's mad about liking Naruto. Similarly Naruto isn't mad about liking Sasuke he's mad about liking men

This is why Naruto can say the most batshit insane things about what he feels for Sasuke while not being able to interact with Sai normally and this is why Sasuke doesn't care about Suigetsu rubbing his dick on him but is not capable of saying he loves Naruto unless he's on a life or death situation

🦠 #my crobe

handing out flyers to transmascs about estradiol cream (can be used to keep your pussy wet and healthy but without triggering periods or having any feminizing effects) and transfemmes about Cialis (works even post-orchi)

and then telling both to start prep too

new blog same sexual health advocate. since making this post i’ve switched from cialis to topical testosterone cream though.

you can take both. i do both now. testosterone cream once a week, Cialis as needed. might start taking the cialis on a regular schedule too.

Adding along for transfemme folks that in addition to an ED medication to encourage continued use and bloodflow, that topical t-gel is not masculinizing, and helps protect the tissue and reduce atrophy, and help keeps the tissue healthy both pre and post-op. It's the same tissue being repurposed post-op, so it's still at risk of atrophy, so the same stuff can help reduce tissue atrophy. That's right, t-gel is helpful even if you plan on getting a neovagina, because "If you're asking a doctor to fold an origami cat, it's best to bring them the highest quality paper." Healthier tissue is easier to work with and more likely to result in a successful surgery. Similarly, as much as a lot of people find it gender affirming, please think carefully about deliberate long-term use of cock-cages -- those kinds that result in substantial shrinkage. If you're looking to get a neovagina, you'll want to avoid prolonged cock cage use for the same reasons-- less tissue, thinner tissue, atrophied tissue, unhealthy tissue, will have poorer outcomes for surgery. Cock cages and the associated shrinking are GREAT for transfemme folks who want to KEEP their bits/don't want surgery, but want to minimize them, keep them small, and to reduce the dysphoria of a larger, more prominent penis. But they can be a setup for FAILURE if one is trying to get a neovagina constructed. Please be safe, and good luck and much love. World may be spooky, but we're all in this shit together. Rooting for you.

Daniel BEHOLD I am naked and on the ceiling above you in bed, yes just like the exorcist but a sex film. Ha! Haha! Your scream was the exact reaction I wanted! Look, my body, it is so sexy up here and you cannot have it, you can only behold me in horror from below. Yes I thought you'd like that. Watch I can roll around up here like a demon, like the exorcist film. Yes it most inspired me. Hahaha no I shall not come down! No, haha. You cannot reach me even standing on the bed, pathetic little Daniel! No, you must.. you must be a priest and exorcise me, yes with your huge dick, beloved. You're a sexy priest and I am the sex demon that wants to turn you to my dark lord! I can do the fangs thing yes, good idea beloved, it adds to the demon role doesn't it. .... Daniel am I demonic? Where do I go when I die? No this isn't part of the game I'm coming down now I need to cuddle.

“people on twitter are saying-“ i dont care. I dont care I dont care. that’s why i am on tumblr and not in that joyless blackhole

do i like a person or do i like having a project. age old question that me and my buddy the vampire armand are trying to figure out

this is one of the best things ever