Certified Featherless Biped

becomes a woman at you

becomes a woman right back but i miss the parry window and end up on the floor

hehe… i win yet again… alexa play the list

the P in HP stands for PISS

when you think about it a rollercoaster is probably safer than a car. i mean you crash any vehicle going over 60mph and youre likely to be gravely injured so id rather be in one thats stuck in a tested loop and not driven by my road-rage prone mother. this is why im about to make a bold new proposition for public transport,

Mutual I wanna talk to you but I don't know what to say. I really like you and I enjoy our interactions I think you'd be an awesome person to be friends with in real life. Please do not attack me with a sledgehammer.

its kind of fun to uninstall programs you arent using to free up space and see them all beg for their lives

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

[brian limond: I’m gonna say something to you right now that I’ve never said to another living soul in my life brian limond: *thick accent, high pitched gibberish* myugyan gyanHAyeten unyahehhhh dUNYON]

I require a cold beverage with mint in it

Can I move in and be your bathroom spider?

anything for you furtive pygmy