I need to reblog this because Max Miller/Tasting History is so wonderful. The guy is charming and passionate and loves history and food so much it's infectious.

Memento Mori stock pin with an enamelled head, a baroque pearl forming a skull and gold, England, early 19th Century.

"Modern retelling" and it's a blatant misinterpretation of the original text

as a diagnosed pussy empath, I'm constantly at risk of developing psychogenic thrush whenever I glimpse a vacuum-sealed vulva through a tight pair of leggings. this is excruciating, debilitating, humiliating, and titillating, and it happens almost daily at my loss prevention job at Athleta, where I am routinely exposed to unvaccinated and elasticated yoga THOTs with no regard for evidence-based medicine and no concern for pubic health. please show some consideration for the vaginally vulnerable among us, and #PickThatCamelToe before i come to very real harm.

people are like you just need to apply to 10 jobs a day meanwhile each of the jobs want you to write them 1500 words of uniquely tailored sycophancy & then manually input your cv into their custom application form 3 different times