help

so like everything is real and we just have to deal with it huh

Me: I am miserable Man: I have good news. I find that interesting

im gonna go ahead and say this meme was absolutely made by a straight man

Me putting my hair up to beat the fucking shit out of him

they say the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but honestly, in my experience, an axe works just as fine

apparently ravens are associated with death and prophecy because they’re very intelligent birds and back in the day they learned p quick that large groups of men marching meant imminent corpses to feed on so they would follow armies and i think that’s v metal

To ravens, large groups of men marching were an omen of free food.

“Look, there goes a buffet. We should follow them.”

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