Are you happy?

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

Last night I had a dream I woke up to find that my house had been turned into a Smart House with every wall being a digital screen including the roof so I could see it even laying on bed and the Siri voice said “Don’t worry. You are perfectly safe in your Apple Smart Home™️” knowing I have a BIG phobia of intruders especially at night and it continued with “Let’s explore the neighborhood from the comfort of your home” so it opened google maps and accidentally zoomed past a shitty jpeg of the girl from The Ring standing outside my house and it said “ignore that”. woke up laughing

are you taking answers

yeah what have you got

“I can’t believe Francis has us playing this stupid Undertale shit. I miss Counter Strike.”

i’m finally watching fma and the dog and girl are so cute

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

I know where we’re going guys