Why So Salty?

i should mention that my roommate was on a video call with nasa while i was making this in the background

nassa really made this pin and thought we weren’t going to make this joke huh

I’VE WAITED 8734 YEARS FOR THIS GIFSET

IT TOOK ME 11 YEARS TO REALIZE HE WAS SAYING “TABLE FOR HOW MANY”

WAIT WHAT

OMG ITS BEEN DISCOVERED

*puts on eyeliner over yesterday’s eyeliner smudges* smoky eye

Holy fuck

If you live on the west coast of the United States, fire season is coming and this is vital.

You can control white people by giving them cheese

cheese is so good tho

I got one

Sell in the winter to give someone a very confusing summer.

Me, every time consume a new piece of fictional media: New AO3 Section Unlocked

I, for one, do not want to stop wearing a mask. I often wander around stores slack jawed and dead eyed in amazement like a caveman who has just been released from a glacier and it’s a little less scary to the other patrons if they can’t see my mouth.