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jingles

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re-bee-key

The struggle. The uneven tear. The cat fucking stomping the chocolate getting it everywhere. This video has it all.

maggotgrass

Im fucking crying

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britishpike

How do you give a good handjob?

FIRMLY GRASP IT

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scallywagsupreme

Reblog the money spongebob to get coin

passionatemango

spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)

ohhwendypeffercorn

My hand been itching today. I’m reblogging all the money posts I see

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dnotive

HEY. HOW DID YOU GET SO BIG.

WHAT KIND OF DOG ARE YOU.

I HAVE QUESTIONS FOR YOU.

xx6emo6girl6xx

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becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys

As funny as this is, as someone who has met a European badger, all I can say is at least the American one has the decency not to hide the fact that it will tear your kidneys out via your toes if you so much as look at it funny.

sonnetscrewdriver

This was my response to THIS VERY TWEET

mothspaws

Hey @perisnoop

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deftomes

wack.

lunar-skies

weeniebagel

Honestly? Mario jump

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fractalgrip

In all fairness? Sonic run

weeniebagel

Not gonna lie. Crash Bandicoot fuck

theseasonofcashmere

Crash Bandicoot does what?

weeniebagel

he fucks. crash bandicoot fucks. nothing you say, do, or believe says otherwise. the beast fucks. he ravishes his lovers deeply and frequently. the man goes at it. sometimes with a wompa fruit. crash bandicoot fuck. not gonna lie.

nintendowii2011

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if youre ever having a bad day please remember party rock is in the house tonight everybody just have a good time and we gon make u lose your mind we just wanna see u shake that

e-seal-deactivated20210319

I can’t believe my roommate brought an actual real life horse into our apartment…

e-seal-deactivated20210319

This is a lie I made this up for notes

invisiblehorseinyourapartment

think again

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remaded-deactivated20190301

Can I get uhhhhhhh…..uhh.. a significant other?

cryoverkiltmilk

Sure thing!

….wait, I may have misread that.

brookietf

Both are good :D

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

:D

Both are very good indeed!

niggazinmoscow

This thread is the purest form of girls having girls backs.

ithelpstodream

buzz aldrin looks like he’s about to tie trump to a rocket and launch him off into space

gluten-free-pussy

Do it, buzz

anarchapella

Now that’s a facial journey

teknon-deactivated20190112

Some of my favorites:

basura-official

Its like hes going through the 5 stages of grief but he keeps flip flopping between bargaining and anger

onlyblackgirl

2017 mood.

jackironsides

I think this one is my favourite

skylorennn

I normally don’t reblog things like this but honestly this is one of a kind and buzz is fantastic

ginathethundergoddess

God bless

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