mean girl🌻

i love writing shane as a lifelong insomniac despite having maybe 2 scenes of textual evidence to support this i think it takes him forever to fall asleep and he wakes up if someone so much as coughs in the hotel room next door. throws money at the problem for years trying to fix it (via solutions including but not limited to: hypno yoga, diet supplements, prescription medication, essential oils, $400 pillow, late night workouts until he drops) only to discover that the most effective cure is being lovingly crushed to death in the arms of a 200lb hockey player who sleeps naked runs hot and uses shane as a sort of teddy bear-body pillow hybrid. ​ilya doesn’t spoon him necessarily he just glues their bodies together in a way which renders shane immobile. it is disgustingly sweaty and extremely effective. ​most of the time they sleep like normal people but if shane fidgets for an hour or more he gets the weighted blanket boyfriend experience

I think little kid Shane Hollander cursed like a sailor. I think yuna didn’t have a great filter and Shane struggled to understand the social nuances of when it’s ok to swear so he’s walking into kindergarten with his big brown eyes and his freckles and his cute little striped shirt like “it’s fucking pouring outside ms bianco, god damn”

Yuna once got called to the preschool because Shane called one of his classmates a fucking hoser and she had to pretend she had no idea where he had heard that (she said it front of Shane about Boston’s new winger last night)

Overheard in a manga store yesterday: "we need more yuri in here. I've had at least 5 girls coming up to me last time asking for yuri. Everyone wants yuri now". The world is healing