a little boy who's immortal

if i was in the world cup well i would just score a goal Lol then if the other team scored one i'd score another

shawty's like a malady in my head

TTRPGs (pronounced "Titterpigs") were a popular form of group amusement in the early twenty-first century.

nosferatu? no. tuferatu. no es mi problema.

no mi circo no mis feratus

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

controversial stance but i do wish i could live forever. i certainly live like i'm going to live forever. i take my time. realistically however my lifespan is dreadfully limited and there are things i've "been meaning to do" that i will never get around to. the Emoji Movie came out almost 10 years ago. in all that time on any random day i could've decided to sit down and watch it, and i did not. how many more decades will slip by like this? conceivably, it could be all the decades i have left. watching the Emoji Movie would not be, after all, a crucial use of my time. much better things to do. i could easily postpone it over and over and over until my final breath where it may not even register to me that i never did watch the Emoji Movie. no great loss, certainly; and yet i find myself intrigued by Patrick Stewart's involvement