I Have No Thoughts

sharing a bed for the first time, the wandering of hands that aren’t quite sure where they should settle — are your hips okay? your stomach? should he hold your hand? his chest to your back, a nervousness in his core at his own body betraying him and making you uncomfortable by getting aroused by your scent and close proximity after so long

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

I’d appreciate if you didn’t call my child a “parasite”, thank you very much! Typical r/childfree

sitting on the kitchen island while he talks to you from between your legs, his hands stroking from your calves to your hips, you’re wearing his shirt, his lips constantly inches from yours, just a breath apart

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

free use is kind of a funny kink bc it relies on the idea that everybody wants to touch you and have sex with you but what if they don't. what if you tell everybody at the party you're free use but they all ignore you and mind their own business

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

Peeing

Again with this

Knock it off

Huh, must've been the wind.

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?