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I’m still alive.

Unfortunately.

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Alllll you sucka DA’s aint got nothin’ on me! From my robes to my spells, you can’t touch Lord Voldie! I’m a Dark Lord, so murder’s inferred, But forget what ya heard I’m like Lockhart the third sh-sh-sh-shaken not stirred, I’m Lord Voldemooort Nagini’s silent when I sneak through your door Make love to your woman on the bathroom floor I don’t play it like Snapey, you’ll know it was me, Cause the next time you see her she’ll be like OOH LORD VOLDIE!

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Headdesk.

Guy: Yeah, it works like a clock!

Me: ....

Me: Do you mean, it works like clockwork?

Guy: Yeah, that's what I said.

Me: .......

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“it’s love that plummets you back down the elevator shaft & it’s love you go missing to”

— Hera Lindsay Bird, “Mirror Traps,” from Hera Lindsay Bird

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Oh fer…

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Are we something? In between that?

In the shade of the pines (1905), Theo van Rysselberghe / Heartbeat, Childish Gambino

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you don’t ever come to me

Thinking of Him (1963), Roy Lichtenstein / Come and See Me, PARTYNEXTDOOR feat. Drake

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Pygmalion: I think you’re really special, just what my dreams are really made of.

Pygmalion and Galatea, Konstantin Makovsky (Russian, 1839-1915) / So Into You, Tamia

Note: And that cover by Childish Gambino amirite

"I love big brunches that's my fuckin' problem. Yeah I like to brunch, I got a brunchin' problem" - @asaprocky, wooing me #bgc #brunch #breakfast #singleorigin #morningafter #cornedbeef #toast #instafood #food #instagood #yummy #brunches #brunching #brunchlikeawhitegirl #itslikebreakfastbutwithbooze (at Single Origin)

#toast #cornedbeef #itslikebreakfastbutwithbooze #bgc #yummy #brunching #food #morningafter #brunchlikeawhitegirl #instagood #instafood #brunches #brunch #breakfast #singleorigin

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It's lunchtime, look up. #skyscrapers #cityscape #clouds #blue #bgc #thefort #building #buildings #bonifacioglobalcity (at Bonifacio Global City, The Fort)

#blue #building #buildings #bgc #clouds #skyscrapers #thefort #cityscape #bonifacioglobalcity

Is it too late now to say pastry? Cause I'm missing more than just your bakery... #wildflour #boulangerie #patisserie #pastry #pastries #food #cronuts #instagood #instafood #foodph #bgc #foodfromabove #flatlay #bread #breadallday #ifuckinglovebread (at Wildflour Cafe + Bakery Fort Bonifacio)

#bgc #flatlay #boulangerie #food #patisserie #ifuckinglovebread #instagood #instafood #foodph #pastry #cronuts #wildflour #foodfromabove #bread #breadallday #pastries

Midweek brunch 🍞🍔☕ #food #instagood #instafood #lunch #croquemadame #sandwich #coldbrewcoffee #coffee #coldbrew #cafeauacie #wildflour (at Wildflour Cafe + Bakery Fort Bonifacio)

#coffee #sandwich #croquemadame #food #instagood #instafood #lunch #wildflour #coldbrewcoffee #cafeauacie #coldbrew

I've got my Superman with me wherever I go. #outfitfromabove #superman #keychain #gelnails #pastel #keys #mitsubishi #adidas #adidaselement #chicksinkicks #showmeyourstripes #kotd #chaussures #kicksoftheday #kickstagramph #elementrifinetricot #white #3stripeslifetho #3stripescrazy #adidasperformance #adidasrunning

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Protein up for my weekly #mealprep. Sadly I can't get the #gainz I want without turning it up, so this is what 2kgs of chicken, 1 doz eggs and 2kgs of bacon look like. #ketogains: more difficult than it seems. Also: 550g emmental/cheddar/mozza, 8oz macadamias/almonds/cashews, 100g 85% dark chocolate. #eatclean #eatcleanmomukamopunyeta #eatcleantraindirty #keto #LCHF #HFLC #lowcarb #protein #healthy #healthfood #ketodiet #ketogenicdiet #ketofitness

#healthfood #keto #ketogains #hflc #eatcleanmomukamopunyeta #gainz #healthy #eatclean #ketofitness #ketogenicdiet #lchf #lowcarb #protein #mealprep #ketodiet #eatcleantraindirty

Can't be mad that I woke up early on a Saturday for pierogis. #food #makati #pierogis #pierogi #polishfood #instafood #instagood #foodstagram #breakfast (at Salcedo Saturday Market)

#foodstagram #pierogis #polishfood #food #instagood #instafood #makati #pierogi #breakfast

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