UNBEATABLE

It’s incredibly likely she’s talking to someone near him except he knows the air density hasn’t changed & he’s very nearly alone here.

    ❛ This oughta put a smile on that face.       Ahem---           When the pimp’s in the crib ma,                         drop it like it’s hooot,                         drop it like it’s hooot,                         drop it like it’s hooot            When the pigs try t’git it-- NOW YOU! ❜

    “The FURCE!”

          ❛ You, ma’am, are my new BFF! ❜

 40 OZ TO FREEDOM         A ROY HARPER FANMI [ X ]

          ❛ Yeah, sure. I’ll teach ya, young padawan.❜

“I have an earnest desire to get things absolutely right.” “The time we have together is quality, rather than quantity.” “Get yourself out of your comfort zone. It’s a great learning experience.” “Some can handle it, and some can’t. I’m not interested in the ones who can’t.” “I’ll often say certain things just to motivate people or to get something else out of them.” “You’re making me mad. Fucking mad.” “Forecast for tomorrow? 100 percent chance of tears.” “Do you want a fucking medal?” “I wouldn’t resort to cannibalism, never mind if I was starving.” “From an early age I understood that cooking was never going to be a job, it’s a passion.” “You know, I have a rough side. I have a smooth side.” “I could never maintain a relationship with a vegetarian. Their breath is just too smelly.” “My gran could do better! And she’s DEAD!” “I have to laugh when someone calls me a ______. I’ve been called far worse than that.” “I wish you’d jump in the oven. That’d make my life a lot easier.” “You’ve now just confirmed in my mind you’re not trustworthy.”

             ❛ Aw, c’mon DOUBLE D.                       You could laugh a little!!                Unless the joke was really that bad,                           oh no... was it?❜

       LISTEN HERE [ X ]

if u are sad listen to this and have a dance party with yourself