SquipyCheetah

Ultimate lifeform, prefers to work alone and or get things done himself because of his traumatic past.

Master thief, being around her is a danger to your wallet, completely untrustworthy, can and will manipulate to get her way.

War machine with the express goal of destroying eggman robots, destroys foes with lethal force and military weaponry, completely ruthless if you are his opponent.

this cuptain is GETTING AWAY!!!!!!! RUN!! AAAAAAAAA

obi-wan has space-catholic guilt, but anakin spends day and night going "the code the code i'M BREAKING THE CODE but i don't care because the code is stupid except Oh No i attacked master windu so now i'm going to jedi turbo hell according to the code i don't care about (except i totally do) might as well become a sith to cement my betrayal of the code"

while obi-wan's approach is "i'll unpack that later"

like. obi-wan follows the code more/"better," but anakin (whether following or going against it) is Haunted By It At All Times

Darth maul…fucking gay. I don’t even ship Obi x Maul but searching some bitch out all the time to the ends of the galaxy…you’re gay

Darth Fucking Vader…gayest of the gay. Bruh was living and breathing Obi-Wan Kenobi. Even Palps was like “uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, what’s going on over here buddy” bro was only ever thinking about Kenobi. The Rebellion? Nah fuck them bitches, I want Kenobi. That is homoerotic bro, why are you in the bacta tank thinking about him, you have a job bro. Go do your job buddy.

Fucking English cigarettes, I swear to the Lord and all that is holy. I swear on Luke fucking Skywalker’s lightsaber that shit is fucking gay.

NEVER

Going to get over the fact that no matter what era or piece of media he shows up in, Anakin Skywalker will ALWAYS be the biggest drama queen the galaxy

Din himbo Djarin knowing nothing about Star Wars

[extremely loud sound of beskar colliding with beskar]

he's so desperate not to lose her because he's been isolated for over 1000 years

he has no network

it is cold, silent

and then there is robin, the first voice he has heard in so long, he must have felt so relieved

and now he has a body

he will not let anyone harm her

for she saved him

he nurses her back to health when she is injured, he provides her heat from his mechanical body when the winds are harsh and frigid

she is his only company and he cherishes every word that spills from her mouth