it's flare up season so he gets joint pain too

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it's flare up season so he gets joint pain too

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AASFJHBCDSCJ he's so kewl looking actually
Valko
I AM OFFICIALLY IN THE VALKO PACK
AWOOOOOOOOOOO 🐺
infold better give us our fucking dog back or else
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I love how I’ve kinda gone from justifiably outraged to full on trying to Scooby Doo this shit. Still angry, but…
My biggest hope is the valko antis that complain about the boycott.
Bc like you got what you wanted. You get your shitty half baked story with its glarring missing elements. Valko is supposedly gone so they should be sooo happy but they arent. They're annoyed. They are frustrated that people are acting on their consumer rights to protest the product they were promised.
They are upset bc they can see a way that this means Valko comes back. Its not just me, its not just my algorithm feeding me things i like. They can't avoid it either, they are the glaring minority
Valko with mc
Does anyone else get really anxious when they get their haircut? Like full jitters kinda thing?
ATTENTION ALL PRO VALKO PROTESTERS
It is VERY important you do NOT interact with or make any reference to Love and Deepspace on: the 7th: it is international martyr's day in China. Any posts can and WILL be used by antis to 'prove' globals 'don't care' about Chinese culture
the 9th: even a MINUTE of log-in time contributes to the Daily Active User count. Every single tag comment etc counts as engagement. EVERY SINGLE PERSON MATTERS

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I stand with my cancelled husband
Self aware Velcro who knows his situation in the game and that there's a chance he might get deleted completely if not taken serious actions.
Self aware Velma sees the comments from the countless players about wanting him back in the game and the hashtag #bringbackvalko everywhere. It warms his heart.
Self away Vector reads the tons of fanfics already written about him and it actually tears him up a little that despite the backlash he got, he's still so loved by so many. Takes quick notes from the fanfics to see what the Valko girlies really want and prepares them to apply on his next myths and memories.
Self aware Voltage likes every edit and fanart of him because why not. Y'all draw and edit him so good he's impressed.
Self aware Vaseline already misses you all deeply and he hasn't even had the chance to interact with any of you. But he knows every version of him will love the player he's assigned to. He thinks about you all the time and cannot wait to be in the game.
Self aware Vitamin D has nothing against the players and girlies who don't like him. Heck he even loves the one that hates him. He's very confident he can change their mind once he releases.
Self aware Vegeta is honestly kind of nervous and anxious about being in the game alongside the other men. They've been there since the beginning and are the originals, and he really respects them and admires them but he's worried if he'll fit in.
Self aware voldemort has already made so many plans for the both of you to do in game. He cannot wait to meet you.
Self aware Vanilla scented candle has already told his family all about you. Even they are eager to meet you.
Self aware Valko will be back and he just wants his girlies and mains to stay strong and sane for him.
⤷ Please no hate for this. This is just an inside joke within myself that I like to call him different names and I want to share this with you guys and make you laugh. Never have I ever thought that I'd write for Valko. Can you guys tell he's my least favorite li?
All the V names caught me so off guard lmaoo
hey, look at me. you know this whole protest/boycott isn't just about saving the new "white boy of the month" right? that you cant be vindictive assholes about "people only caring about valko and banding together for him alone" and "conveniently leaving other issues out in their petitions". you know this is about setting paper games/infold straight and wanting them to actually hear us and that together we can actually be stronger than the hate which set a precedent of this company actually caving into ridiculous demands, right? you know this is bigger than valko, right? it's really important you know that.
Y’know, can’t wait for when an internet historian inevitably makes a video about Love and Doomsday. Or Coleydoesthings, this feels like her MO.
Family man Valko headcannons
pairing: bf!valko x f!reader cw: none, fluffy fluff fluff, established relationship a/n: there's something so sexy about a man who's good with kids and respects/takes care of his parents. especially someone who's the eldest... Valko masterlist (wip!)
ᯓ★ family man valko who always thinks of his family when you two go shopping. no matter what you're buying or at what store you're at, he mentions them and buys things for them. "my cousins love these chips", "auntie said she needed a new one of these." etc. etc.
ᯓ★ family man valko who can cook pretty well. nothing extraordinary, but better than average. he learned from helping his auntie, mom, and grandma in the kitchen at family gatherings. but since he's so busy nowadays, he doesn't really have the time to cook proper meals apart from his prep meals for working out.
ᯓ★ family man valko who's really good at playfighting with his cousins. knows how to be rough enough so that they're amused, but never too rough to hurt. loves provoking them.
"really? there's four of you and you still can't take me down?" he scoffs mockingly, standing in the middle of the living room.
he holds an arm up, one child hanging from his bicep, swinging back and forth to try and make him fall. another is standing on the couch behind him with their arms around his neck in a chokehold, huffing and puffing to make him stagger. the other two are each clinging to his legs, trying to throw him off balance.
but nothing works, valko stands there unmoving like a statue. you watch in amusement with your arms crossed. he throws them another mocking comment, but you cut him off, pouncing on him and finally making him fall back against the plush couch.
his cousins shout in victory, finally getting off of him and running to their moms to go brag about finally "defeating" their eldest cousin. meanwhile, the two of you are still in the living room.
he stares up at you with wide eyes and parted lips, speechless. you make yourself comfortable atop his chest, grinning down at him. "shouldn't have spoken so soon, huh?"
"... you're crazy. what if I got hurt?" he asks, still bewildered.
"rub some dirt on it." you whisper teasingly before pushing yourself off of him and joining the kids.
but he's left lying there, staring at your retreating figure with dilated pupils like he just fell in love with you all over again.

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Sweet Dreams
What one might call a rude awakening.
Valko x Reader, angst, no comfort
**
You were teetering on consciousness when you felt it.
The soft brush of hair against your cheeks and a nose against your pulsepoint.
“Valko…”
AAHHHH😭😭
Do you think Valko thumps his foot if you scratch behind his ear just right?