boy howdy

she sauce on my scrod till i'm a New Man

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

twitter is going to be shut down. half of reddit is locked or completely unmoderated. the entire first page of google search results are ads. tumblr does not and will never have a functioning search system and their content moderation is 100% automated. youtube only shares ad revenue with people who make snuff films for Youtube Kids. facebook is selling your grandma’s social security number under the table for like $5. web 2.0 is completely dead right

fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule

shrimp tempura

haha i like you. I’ll be growing on you like moss now if that’s alright

taylor swift fans interpret her lyrics the way protestants interpret the bible

sentences you can only get on tumblr

if your boyfriend starts acting up it's probably because in the wild he would be dying in a war. try attacking him for some great natural enrichment

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

cracker barrel.... has fallen

im like an absent father in my own life I'm uninvolved af