going through the horrors (sunday evening)

2023 still sounds like one of those made up distant years someone would accidentally end up in on a time travel mission gone wrong

remember being 8 and world records were the most important thing in the whole wide world

i open and close tumblr like it's a fridge

I posted this well over 7 years ago why and how the hell is this making rounds now

Can someone please translate this I feel like it’s important

“look: i’m a sphinx”

you’re right that was important

thats ur brain introducing an intrusive thought

hate paper straws ooh it's biodegradable yeah i know because it's biodefuckingrading in my coffee asshole

never forget what green onion has done for you.. for all of us

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes

hey….,.,.. no offense but,,. i want someone to love and cherish me

when people say my name im like.   cant believe i exist